Mayhem is Fresh on the Scene
She is the self-proclaimed HellNo Kitty.
Meet Mayhem:
Have you ever wondered what a cat is thinking? Mayhem is happy to share what's on her mind! If you think cats are judgmental creatures, you are right. This book is written from Mayhem's perspective revealing her thoughts and feelings about her life with Stacey. Mayhem cleverly weaves in funny new words, Victorian phrases and interesting cat facts while ridiculing her owner, Stacey.
A quick and fun read.
If you enjoy word play and bawdy humor this little book is perfect for you. Are you an intellectual snob like me? Are you an ailurophile (cat lover)? Even better! You will get a kick out of Mayhem and her hilarious locution. I am Mayhem's target as she points out my many foibles.
Why Buy It?
Simple. It's hilarious.
Giggles and Silliness
My goal is to make you laugh out loud.
Support A Cause
Proceeds of books sales help local shelters.
Frequently Asked Questions
Get answers to your burning questions about Mayhem the Glaring Queen!
What type of content does Mayhem create?
Mayhem shares hilarious cat facts, old world slang, and witty commentary.
How can I contact Mayhem or Stacey?
You can reach out via email at darlington.stacey@gmail.com for inquiries or about local market events.
Is Mayhem suitable for all ages?
Mayhem’s occasional lowbrow humor is best for ages 18+.
Where can I find Mayhem's videos?
You can find Mayhem's entertaining videos on her official social media channels and various streaming platforms.